January 11th, 2012 01:49pm
Late Night Tebow
by Pat Dooley
Some of these are funny, some are so-so. But enjoy.
From Tuesday night’s David Letterman show comes little-known facts about Tim Tebow:
10. Fell to earth when his home planet Krypton exploded.
9. Throws left, prays right.
8. For breakfast has Icy Hot on toast.
7. If you tell him your street address, he’ll tell you the value of your home.
6. Currently ninth on the Kim Kardashian athlete waiting list.
5. Back in college threw a football 20 yards.
4. One time, lost his temper and said, “Darn It”.
3. Distracts defenders by flashing his beautiful, piercing blue eyes.
2. Justin Bieber fans have “Bieber Fever”; Tim Tebow fans have “The Tebola Virus”.
1. Can turn water into Gatorade.
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Pat Dooley shot an 85 at Augusta National. Tripled the 18th. Other than that, there’s not much to tell. Great wife, two beautiful daughters. Been at The Sun since 1987 and worked in Jacksonville and Fort Lauderdale before that. Spent a year in Storrs, Conn. Actually, it was only five days but it seemed like a year. Likes Tom Petty, The Beatles, Weezer and long walks on St. Augustine Beach as long as they end at the Beachcomber. Reads every e-mail except those sent with Russian alphabet. Favorite sports are college football, college basketball, golf and cooking chili.
But does WALK on Gatorade?
by John Who Rocks
Pat,
You asked the question in your latest back nine piece “Which sport do we want to rule next?” regarding the SEC…. well don’t we own track and field now, too? How about women’s tennis? We’re close in softball. Florida might make lacrosse theirs to own. Women’s basketball hasn’t won it all recently, but they’re always close; and gymnastics?
Maybe the SEC needs to focus on improving golf and swimming/diving.
by John S